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Postby sid_matheny » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:37 am

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates where she saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around the table were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her. “Hello.”, “How are you !”, “We’ve been waiting for you !”, “Good to see you.”

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, “This is such a wonderful place ! How do I get in ?”

“You have to correctly spell a word,” Saint Peter told her.

“Which word ?”, the woman asked.

“Love.”, said Saint Peter.

The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven where she happily joined her family and friends.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch over the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was attending the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been ?”

“Oh, I’ve actually been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer ! How do I get in ?”

“You have to correctly spell a word.”, the woman told him.

“Which word ?”, her husband asked.

She said: “Czechoslovakia.”
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Re: Spelling

Postby loyd » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:12 pm

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