Know How to Bargain......

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Know How to Bargain......

Postby sid_matheny » Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:16 am

Know How to Bargain......





Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville, MS Daily and bought a mule for $100.



The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.



The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have

some bad news, the mule died last night."



Curtis & Leroy replied, Well, then just give us our money back."



The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."



They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."



The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"



Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't

raffle off a dead mule!"



Leroy said, "We sure can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"



A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the

Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.



"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"



They said, "We raffled him off like we said we was gonna do."



Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets for two dollars apiece and

made a profit of $998."



The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"



Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his

two dollars back."



Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
Sid Matheny
McMinnville, TN

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Re: Know How to Bargain......

Postby loyd » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Know How to Bargain......

Postby southpaw57 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:21 am

Good one, Sid. :geek:
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Re: Know How to Bargain......

Postby henry » Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Know How to Bargain......

Postby mrl » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:31 pm

wish i could do that
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Re: Know How to Bargain......

Postby henry » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:44 am

I actually saw this scam pulled one time. It was aboard the ship I was on. The ship was on an over seas cruise and gone from the states about three months. One of the crew sold chances on a car. He had a picture that showed the car looking really good. The Guy that won the car was very unhappy when he went to pick it up -- a total pile of junk. I don't know what happened the the guy that pulled the scam.
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Re: Know How to Bargain......

Postby loyd » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:45 am

Nothing new about the current scams and follies. Been going on for centuries.
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