Neighborhood Shell Station and Some Cops

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Neighborhood Shell Station and Some Cops

Postby sid_matheny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:10 pm

You will not believe what just happened. I went to Shell to get something to drink. When I walked up I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while getting gas. I saw her and thought, "What an idiot...with the cops right there too." But anyway, I went in and got my Gatorade. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking & pumping gas, but surely she's not going to be arrested for her stupidity, I mean, especially considering the circumstances!!! The lady just burned her arm for goodness sake!!!" So, being the nosey person that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for... The cop looked me dead in the eye and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM !"
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Re: Neighborhood Shell Station and Some Cops

Postby loyd » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Was that when she was in Med school in 1984?
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Re: Neighborhood Shell Station and Some Cops

Postby southpaw57 » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:00 am

Good one, Sid! :geek:
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Re: Neighborhood Shell Station and Some Cops

Postby henry » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:28 am

:lol:
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Re: Neighborhood Shell Station and Some Cops

Postby mrl » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:03 pm

varry punny
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