TENNESSEE VALLEY WOODWORKERS                    MAY 1991

 

SPLINTERS

 

ALL OF YOU FELLOW WOODWORKERS BETTER START CONSIDERING FINDING

YOUR OLD ARK PLANS... IF YOU NOAH WHAT I MEAN. INSTEAD OF MAY

FLOWERS BROUGHT BY APRIL SHOWERS ... I THINK WE CAN ONLY LOOK TO

JUNE MOSQUITOES. IT HAS TRULY BEEN AN INUNDATION SITUATION. IN

SPITE OF ALL THE RAIN THIS SPRING SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY

BEAUTIFUL.. .THE IRISESSESS HAVE GRACED US WITH THEIR BLOOMS FOR

AN EXTENDED TIME THIS YEAR. I’M SURE THAT SOME OF YOU MAY BE

THINKING THAT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE MAY NEWSLETTER. . .FEAR NOT

OH YEA OF LITTLE FAITH... IT WORKS OUT THAT THIS IS ABOUT AS LATE

AS YOU CAN HAVE A THIRD TUESDAY WITH OUT BREAKING THE LAWS

OF GRAVITY. YES THIRD TUESDAY FALLS ON THE 21ST THIS MONTH.

 

 

APRIL MEETING

 

WE HAD A GOOD CROWD AND WE STARTED WITH SHOW AND TELL AND SAVED

THE BEST FOR LAST. MOST OF ALL WE HEARD TESTIMONIALS FROM THOSE

WHO HAD ATTENDED THE ATLANTA SHOW. HENRY SHOWED SOME CLAMPS THAT

HE BOUGHT THAT LOOKED LIKE GARBAGE TIES. HE SAID THEY WORKED

GREAT ON ROUND OBJECTS AND HE PURCHASED THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE

CHEAPER THAN A HOT DOG. TOM GILLARD FIXED THREE PLANES FOR A

FRIEND OF HIS AND GOT TO KEEP ONE. DEALS JUST DON’T GET ANY

BETTER THAN THAT, FOLKS. TOM PUT SOME FINE HANDLES ON THOSE

PLANES. RICHARD GULLEY HAD A DURN URN OR ANOTHER BOWL WITH

FEETS, WHICHEVER YOU PREFERRED. I DON’T REMEMBER WHO IT WAS BUT

SOMEONE TRIED THAT MAGIC DISC THAT SEVERAL PURCHASED IN ATLANTA

AND SAID IT WAS LIKE USING A “SIDE GRINDER WITH A CHAIN SAW

BLADE.” TOM COWAN HAD A VASE MADE FROM BLEACHED BOX ELDER AND

INFORMED US THAT YOU HAVE TO BUY WOOD BLEACH TO ATTEMPT THIS

TRICK.

 

TOM CHURCH SHOWED A JAPANESE TOOTHPICK THAT HE GOT IN A JAPANESE

RESTAURANT . IT LOOKED LIKE IT HAD BEEN TURNED AND RICHARD SAID

HE’S MADE LOTS OF THOSE WHEN HE STARTS TO TURN A BOWL.

 

SHOW AND TELL IS ALWAYS FUN FOLKS AND REMEMBER TO BRING SOMETHING

EACH MONTH. A TOOL, OR ITEM YOU MADE, OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE

PURCHASED THAT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST TO WOODWORKERS.

 

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE APRIL MEETING

 

 

WE WERE ALL DELIGHTED TO HEAR MR. CHARLES ALVIS FROM THE

TENNESSEE ASSOCIATION OF WOODTURNERS. IF ALL YOU GOT TO DO WAS

SEE WHAT HE BROUGHT WITH HIM, YOU HAD A FINE EVENING. BUT, MR.

ALVIS ALSO SHARED SOME KNOWLEDGE OF WOOD AND IDEAS ABOUT TURNING.

HE SAID HE FELT AWKWARD STANDING IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE WITHOUT

HIS LATHE, BUT HE SURE PUT ON AN EXCELLENT PROGRAM. HE ENDED

WITH A NICE LITTLE THOUGHT, THAT THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED THE

MEETING MIGHT ENJOY. HE SAID THAT TREES WERE NOT MADE FOR US.

THAT THEY WERE MADE TO HOLD UP LIMBS. GROW THINGS, AND PURIFY THE

AIR. SO ONCE YOU MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF A TREE, IT SHOULD BE AN

APPLAUSE FOR A TREE.

 

 

EXAM TIME

 

LET’S SEE HOW CLOSE YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION LAST MEETING

HERE’S A LITTLE QUIZ TO WORK ON. MR. ALVIS TOLD US ABOUT THE

WOOD HE USED IN EACH ITEM . SEE IF YOU CAN MATCH THE WOOD WITH

WHAT HE TOLD ABOUT IT.

 

1.       TAKES ON IT’S COLOR AFTER THREE DAYS______________

 

2.       GROWS ONL Y FROM ALASKA TO SAN DIEGO________________

 

3.       ONLY MEMBER OF EBONY FAMILY IN NORTH AMERICA_________

 

4.       EXTINCT_____________________

 

5.       GROWS ONLY IN HAWAII__________________________ (NOT A CAMPGROUND)

 

8.       GROWS ONL Y IN SOUTHEAST FLORIDA

 

7.       VERY OILY

 

HERE ‘S THE ANSWERS FOLKS BUT NOT IN THE RIGHT ORDER.

OYSTER WOOD; PERSIMMON;    KOA;   PURPLE HEART;       OREGON MAPLE;        BOKOTEE;

CUBAN MAHOGANY

 

GRAPHIC ON SPRING CLAMPS IN ORIGINAL

 

DON’T FORGET THE MAY PROGRAM FOLKS.  IT’S GOING TO BE ON WOODBENDING.  THIS OUGHT TO BE SOMETHING TO SEE EVEN IF WINDSOR CHAIRS ARE NOT IN YOUR FUTURE.  See you Tuesday.

 

 

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